This made me laugh

I don't know who originally created this, but it made me laugh when it arrived in my e-mail today.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually..

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Santa Fe

We went to Santa Fe for the Memorial Day weekend. It was warm and fun. We discovered some very nice restaurants and drank a lot of very nice wine.

We had planned to take the bikes down as we are in training again for the Colorado MS150. This year the ride is from Denver to Colorado Springs and then down to the Royal Gorge. The minimum I need to raise this year is $300, so please sponsor me if you can.

Now at home and back to reality - I'm struggling to get back into the swing of work. I want to be in Santa Fe, melting glass, making art, making a living as an artist and enjoying the bars and restaurants. I want to be in a cute adobe house with bright tile and surrounded by wild desert flowers.