I get so many joke e-mails

I get so many joke e-mails, I think I'll start posting them here...that way I can start to clean out my huge e-mail inbox.


Restroom signs:

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom; Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library; Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza; Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou; Baton Rouge, LO

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room; Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea; Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust, on the back of a bus; Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, GET MARRIED! Women's restroom; The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Books; New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Men's restroom; House of Representatives, Washington, DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less. Sign over one of the urinals; Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him. over mirror in Women's restroom; Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom; Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

and the all time favorite,

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom; Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX